{"id":14610,"date":"2021-11-14T14:29:47","date_gmt":"2021-11-14T14:29:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.korpulfar.is\/?page_id=14610"},"modified":"2021-11-22T17:37:02","modified_gmt":"2021-11-22T17:37:02","slug":"ari-jon-banki","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/korpulfar.is\/?page_id=14610","title":{"rendered":"Ari-j\u00f3n-banki"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u00deeir s\u00e1tu vi\u00f0 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 skilanefndarmenn Kaup\u00feingsbanka, \u00a0settur bankalj\u00f3ri og fyrrverandi bankalj\u00f3ri. Tilefni fundarins var a\u00f0 finna bankanum n\u00fdtt nafn. \u00ddmsar till\u00f6gur komu fram, en \u00fe\u00e6r \u00fe\u00f3ttu minna of miki\u00f0 \u00e1 Kaup\u00feing. \u00de\u00e1 stakk einhver upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 sk\u00edra bankann \u00ed h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1 valinkunnum m\u00f6nnum \u00fat atvinnul\u00edfinu.<\/p>\n

Hvernig v\u00e6ri til d\u00e6mis Ari-J\u00f3n banki. Ari eftir Ara Edvald og J\u00f3n eftir J\u00f3ni \u00c1sgeiri. Br\u00e1\u00f0snjallt s\u00f6g\u00f0u skilanefndarmennirnir einum r\u00f3mi.<\/p>\n

\u00dearna var st\u00falka sem skrifa\u00f0i fundarger\u00f0 \u00e1 g\u00f6mlu fer\u00f0at\u00f6lvuna sem Sigur\u00f0ur f\u00e9kk \u00feegar hann vann hj\u00e1 IBM vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 selja t\u00f6lvur. Hann haf\u00f0i gleymt a\u00f0 skila t\u00f6lvunni \u00feegar hann h\u00e6tti hj\u00e1 \u00feeim. En \u00feessi t\u00f6lva \u00a0var komin til \u00e1ra sinna og sumir stafirnir \u00e1ttu \u00fea\u00f0 til a\u00f0 klikka.<\/p>\n

\u00deannig var\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feegar st\u00falkan skrifa\u00f0i Ari-J\u00f3n klikku\u00f0u \u00a0bandstriki\u00f0, komman yfir \u00f3-i\u00f0 og jo\u00f0i\u00f0. \u00deannig var\u00f0 \u00feetta Arion \u00ed sta\u00f0in fyrir Ari-J\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

N\u00fa hreinskrifar h\u00fan fundarger\u00f0ina me\u00f0 \u00feessari villu. H\u00fan haf\u00f0i ekkert teki\u00f0 eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 bandstriki\u00f0 og jo\u00f0i\u00f0 haf\u00f0i ekki komi\u00f0 fram, \u00fev\u00ed h\u00fan var \u00fatlensk og kunni \u00edslenskuna ekki alveg n\u00f3gu vel.<\/p>\n

N\u00fa er \u00feessi fundarger\u00f0 afhent bankastj\u00f3ranum sem heitir v\u00edst Sveinbj\u00f6rn e\u00f0a er Sveinbj\u00f6rnsson man ekki hvort. Hann les yfir fundarger\u00f0ina og segir, miki\u00f0 er \u00feetta snjallt hj\u00e1 okkur me\u00f0 n\u00fdja nafni\u00f0. Hann t\u00f3k ekki \u00a0eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 nafni\u00f0 var ekki Ari-J\u00f3nbanki \u00fev\u00ed hann var lesblindur. Hann gefur fyrirm\u00e6li um a\u00f0 prenta br\u00e9fsefni og skilti til a\u00f0 hengja \u00e1 \u00f6ll \u00fatib\u00fa bankans. \u00deetta er framkv\u00e6mt og allir eru k\u00e1tir ARIONBANKI.<\/p>\n

Arion er sko flott nafn \u00e1 r\u00fastir Kaup\u00feingsbanka sem einu sinni var B\u00fana\u00f0arbankinn \u00e1\u00f0ur hann sameina\u00f0ist Kaup\u00feinginu hans svarta P\u00e9turs Bl\u00f6ndal.<\/p>\n

En \u00fea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 segja um Arion a\u00f0 hann var sonur Poseidons sj\u00e1vargu\u00f0s Grikkja, sem R\u00f3mverjar k\u00f6llu\u00f0u Neptuno, og Demete sem var ein af 28 konum sem Poseidon barna\u00f0i.<\/p>\n

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\u00dea\u00f0 fara svo sem engar s\u00f6gur af \u00feeim sem hann ekki barna\u00f0i. En alls er tali\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann hafi \u00e1tt 56 b\u00f6rn me\u00f0 \u00feessum 28 konum, en ekki voru \u00feau \u00f6ll mennsk a\u00f0 s\u00f6gn fr\u00e6\u00f0imanna.<\/p>\n

Dj\u00f6full \u00f6funda \u00e9g hann svona eftir\u00e1. Hvernig skyldi honum hafa gengi\u00f0 a\u00f0 borga me\u00f0l\u00f6gin me\u00f0 \u00f6llum \u00feessum barnaskara ?<\/p>\n

En \u00fea\u00f0 er af Demete a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 \u00feegar h\u00fan var\u00f0 v\u00f6r vi\u00f0 \u00e1huga Poseidons \u00e1 s\u00e9r sem kynveru, \u00fe\u00e1 lag\u00f0i h\u00fan h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed bleyti \u00fev\u00ed henni leist ekki alltof vel \u00e1 \u00feennan gra\u00f0nagla sem Poseidon var.H\u00fan haf\u00f0i fr\u00e9tt \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fat \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feegar barna\u00f0 11 konur og \u00e1tt me\u00f0 \u00feeim eina 25 kr\u00f3a. \u00c9g sel \u00fea\u00f0 ekki d\u00fdrara en \u00e9g keypti sag\u00f0i stelpan \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0inni.<\/p>\n

N\u00fa eru g\u00f3\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0 d\u00fdr hugsa\u00f0i Demete, svo datt henni \u00fea\u00f0 snjallr\u00e6\u00f0i \u00ed hug a\u00f0 breyta s\u00e9r \u00ed hryssu og leynast \u00ed hestast\u00f3\u00f0i n\u00e1l\u00e6gt \u00feorpinu<\/p>\n

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Poseidon leita\u00f0i n\u00fa a\u00f0 Demete en fann ekki. Hann var \u00ed \u00feungum \u00fe\u00f6nkum \u00fear sem hann sat \u00e1 \u00fe\u00fafu dag einn og horf\u00f0i yfir \u00feorpi\u00f0.\u00de\u00e1 rennur st\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0 hj\u00e1 og Poseidon horfir \u00e1.<\/p>\n

Miki\u00f0 er hryssan \u00fearna falleg hugsar hann \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed sem Demete \u00ed l\u00edki hryssunnar rennur hj\u00e1 me\u00f0 st\u00f3\u00f0inu. \u00dea\u00f0 skiptir engum togum a\u00f0 Poseidon breytir s\u00e9r \u00ed gra\u00f0fola og hleypur uppi \u00feessa fr\u00ed\u00f0u hryssu, og upp\u00e1 hana fer, og \u00far ver\u00f0ur Arion.<\/p>\n

Sagt er um Arion \u00feennan sem\u00a0 bankinn er kenndur vi\u00f0, a\u00f0 honum \u00a0hafi veri\u00f0 r\u00e6nt af S\u00f3m\u00f6lskum sj\u00f3r\u00e6ningjum, \u00feegar hann var \u00e1 lei\u00f0 fr\u00e1 Sikiley til Grikklands, eftir a\u00f0 hafa teki\u00f0 vi\u00f0 t\u00f3nlistaver\u00f0unum \u00fear.<\/p>\n

Arion var mikill t\u00f3nlistama\u00f0ur og vann til \u00f3tal ver\u00f0launa b\u00e6\u00f0i fyrir s\u00f6ng og g\u00edtarspil.\u00a0 Ver\u00f0launin sem hann f\u00e9kk \u00e1 Sikiley voru raunar fyrstu ver\u00f0laun \u00ed Eurovision. \u00deessi Eruovision keppni er s\u00f6g\u00f0 s\u00fa fyrsta sinnar\u00a0 tegundar.<\/p>\n

S\u00ed\u00f0ar var \u00fer\u00e1\u00f0urinn tekin upp og \u00feekkjum vi\u00f0 vel til \u00feessarar s\u00f6ngvakeppni.<\/p>\n

S\u00f3m\u00f6lsku sj\u00f3r\u00e6ningjunum datt n\u00fa \u00ed hug a\u00f0 krefjast lausnargjalds fyrir Arion. \u00deeir h\u00f6f\u00f0u \u00feegar teki\u00f0 af honum ver\u00f0launaf\u00e9\u00f0 og a\u00f0rar eigur hans. Gera \u00feeir n\u00fa kr\u00f6fu \u00e1 hendur Gr\u00edska r\u00edkinu um lausnargjald upp \u00e1 80 k\u00edl\u00f3 af gulli og anna\u00f0 eins \u00ed e\u00f0alsteinum.<\/p>\n

Gr\u00edska r\u00edkisstj\u00f3rnin gerir n\u00fa Poseidon grein fyrir kr\u00f6fu sj\u00f3r\u00e6ningjanna. Poseidon segir \u00e9g borga ekkert til \u00feessara gl\u00e6pona fr\u00e1 S\u00f3mal\u00edu.<\/p>\n

Eftir a\u00f0 \u00feeim var neita\u00f0 um grei\u00f0slu lausnargjalds fyrir Arion fannst sj\u00f3r\u00e6ningjunum \u00a0illt \u00ed efni og l\u00f6g\u00f0ust \u00ed speg\u00falasj\u00f3nir um hva\u00f0 \u00e6tti a\u00f0 gera vi\u00f0 \u00feennan r\u00e1nsfeng. Einn sag\u00f0i bara, eigum vi\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0 hafa \u00feetta einfalt og reka spj\u00f3ti\u00f0 \u00ed gengum kau\u00f0a. Annar taldi \u00fea\u00f0 af og fr\u00e1, \u00fea\u00f0 myndi \u00fatb\u00eda \u00feilfari\u00f0\u00a0 og hann nennti sko ekki a\u00f0 sk\u00fara \u00fea\u00f0 einu sinni enn, betra v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 henda honum fyrir bor\u00f0 og leyfa honum a\u00f0 drukkna drottni s\u00ednum. Aumingja sj\u00f3r\u00e6ningjarnir vissu ekki almennilega um fa\u00f0erni Arions.<\/p>\n

En Arion var mikill t\u00f3nlistama\u00f0ur eins og \u00e1\u00f0ur segir, sem haf\u00f0i unni\u00f0 til \u00f3tal ver\u00f0launa, einkum fyrir s\u00f6ng. Me\u00f0al ver\u00f0launa voru Odiseifs-ver\u00f0launin eftirs\u00f3ttu einnig var hann ver\u00f0launa\u00f0ur af\u00a0 \u201ef\u00e9sb\u00f3k\u201c\u00a0 \u00a0\u00feeirra t\u00edma og fastur \u00fe\u00e1ttur me\u00f0 honum var einnig \u00e1 \u201eTwitter\u201c, svo ekki s\u00e9 n\u00fa minnst \u00e1 Evruvisj\u00f3nuna,\u00a0 svo menn geta s\u00e9\u00f0 hverskonar snillingur var \u00e1 fer\u00f0.<\/p>\n

En \u00f3t\u00edndir sj\u00f3r\u00e6ningjar vissu n\u00e1tt\u00farulega ekkert um \u00fea\u00f0. Me\u00f0an r\u00e6ningjarnir \u00fer\u00e1ttu\u00f0u um \u00fea\u00f0 hvernig \u00e6tti a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 Arion af, stakk hann upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 syngja,\u00a0 svo sem eitt e\u00f0a tv\u00f6 l\u00f6g fyrir \u00fe\u00e1.<\/p>\n

\u00deetta s\u00f6g\u00f0u r\u00e6ningjarnir \u00ed lagi s\u00edn vegna. N\u00fa tekur Arion upp g\u00edtarinn sinn og syngur nokkra vins\u00e6la slagara. S\u00f6ngur hans hlj\u00f3mar yfir haffl\u00f6tinn og berst til eyrna h\u00f6frunga nokkurra sem eru svamlandi ekki langt fr\u00e1.<\/p>\n

\u00deegar Arion hefur t\u00e6mt s\u00f6ngskr\u00e1 s\u00edna segir hann \u201eadj\u00f6\u201c \u00a0vi\u00f0 r\u00e6ningjana og stekkur fyrir bor\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Sj\u00f3r\u00e6ningjarnir anda n\u00fa l\u00e9ttar \u00fear sem Arion sj\u00e1lfur valdi \u00f6rl\u00f6g s\u00edn \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fatb\u00eda \u00feilfari\u00f0 me\u00f0 bl\u00f3\u00f0i s\u00ednu.<\/p>\n

En h\u00f6frungarnir sem hl\u00fdddu \u00e1 t\u00f3nlist Arions h\u00f3pu\u00f0ust \u00ed kringum hann blakandi uggum og slettandi spor\u00f0um af hrifningu.<\/p>\n

Einn h\u00f6frunganna t\u00f3k a\u00f0 s\u00e9r a\u00f0 koma Arion a\u00f0 landi. \u00c1r\u00e6\u00f0anlega hefur Poseidon komi\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 \u00fear vi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu.<\/p>\n

Af sj\u00f3r\u00e6ningjunum fr\u00e9ttist ekkert meira, nema \u00f3lj\u00f3sar fregnir um a\u00f0 \u00feeir hafi siglt skipi s\u00ednu \u00ed strand og farist allir me\u00f0 t\u00f6lu.<\/p>\n

N\u00fa hafa \u00edslenskir teki\u00f0 upp\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sk\u00edra banka \u00ed h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1 Arioni, og bankastj\u00f3rinn tekur ekki \u00ed m\u00e1l a\u00f0 afskrifa eitt e\u00f0a neitt, segir bara, \u00fei\u00f0 skulu\u00f0 henda ykkur \u00ed skuldalaugina, \u00e9g k\u00e6ri mig ekkert um a\u00f0 \u00fei\u00f0 \u00fatb\u00edi\u00f0 parketi\u00f0 mitt, hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 heldur \u00a0marmarann i bankanum m\u00ednum me\u00f0 bl\u00f3\u00f0inu \u00far ykkur, sem er ekki einu sinni bl\u00e1leitt hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 meir.<\/p>\n

Skyldi \u00feessi banki eiga eftir a\u00f0 sigla \u00ed strand\u00a0 e\u00f0a lenda \u00ed r\u00e6ningjah\u00f6ndum?<\/p>\n

Flott ekki-m\u00fararamerki\u00f0 \u00e1 bankanum.<\/p>\n

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\u00deetta sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r daman sem rita\u00f0i fundarger\u00f0ina. H\u00fan er P\u00f3lsk, en \u00e9g vil ekki l\u00e1ta nafns hennar geti\u00f0 af tillitsemi vi\u00f0 drengina hennar. H\u00fan ba\u00f0 mig um a\u00f0 segja ekki fr\u00e1 \u00feessu fyrr en h\u00fan v\u00e6ri h\u00e6tt \u00ed bankanum, \u00fea\u00f0 er h\u00fan n\u00fa einmitt n\u00fana.<\/em><\/p>\n

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